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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

A Flow Chart for Surviving the Breakfast Blues

This week it's all about ice cream. The other day I posted And Now for Something Completely Different, which showed the ice cream cake I made with Marzipan chess pieces on top. Today it's a flow chart (which I made for my loved one) for surviving the breakfast blues.



  1. Start.
  2. Eat vegetables. (That's all you'll get from her, for breakfast.)
  3. Hungry? If Yes, complain to Wife, and she'll tell you: go back to step 2.
  4. If No, tiptoe to the refrigerator.
  5. Did she notice? If Yes, change direction: go to the sink, wash dishes, end.
  6. If No, eat ice cream.
  7. Feel guilty? If No, Go back to step 6.
  8. If Yes, bite your fingernails.
  9. Did she notice? If No, go back to step 8, until she does.
  10.  If Yes, make amends: go to the sink, wash dishes, end.

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